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4月22日 On my favorite political moron.....and other nonsenseI don't know why, but I can't help just being in awe at Donald Rumsfeld....I mean seriously....google quote by this man and you will be amazed at the ridiculous things he says....
When asked about the location of the WMD's he replies "We know where they are. They are iin the area around Tikrit and Baghdad, and east, west, north and south somewhat."
Well, that makes it a whole lot easier to understand now doesn't it....He makes me laugh, and wonder how in the world he got into the position he was in, and why hasn't he been removed from it yet?
So far nothing of great hilarity has happened at my Lab job. All in all its a very serious place.....but it s the gov't so what do you expect....but now Wally Hell is full of hilarity...let me elaborate...
I worked last night from 6-11 pm..when I first go there it was starting to rain...which we really need so it was good. My superior there ( a woman who has worked there for 6 years!) hands me what feels like a 20lb hammer and a box of nails and tells me to go outside and create a display for the trellises we have lying around in boxes...they had built a strange wooden scaffold for them to be hung from..."um..ok" I said. So I go out side, its just sprinkling so I don't really mind and start hammering these nails and hanging these really awkward metal trellises from it...it starts raining harder so I gather my stuff and proceed into the green house where I am met by store manager B. "Are you done already?" he asked. " no, but its raining really hard" I replied. He then walks away and comes back a few minutes later with a rain slicker and hands it to me. "there you go....we have to have these all hung up tonight." So in the now pouring down rain I am out there with this too small rain coat, water running off of it soaking my pants and no hood so my hair is soaked and water is pouring into my eyes as I nail away and hang 5 more boxes of trellises onto the scaffold. I hope it collapsed over night.
I go inside to dry off with the pile of papertowels B hands me and decide that I am going to the bathroom to sit under the air dryer in there until I am dry. "meet me in the stockroom when your finished" B states. So I dry off a bit and go see what kind of weird torture is next. B pushes a dolly, the jack kind you slide under pallets and pump up to pull the pallet of crap around on. Let me just remind you that I am a science nerd....I am used to working with very small surgical instruments and microscopes and stuff like that....totally inept when it comes to navigating a piece of equipment such as what he gave me.....so this was really interesting. B then tells me to help unload the truck of food that has just arrived. " I'm not to sure I know how to do this" I told him, but he just says "Sure, just pull the pallet out and take it to the fridge" I am supposed to be gardening people...not heaving and hoeing pallets of canned food around.....but, I do as I am told and proceed to crash an entire pallet of EGGS!!!!! into the nearby pallet of boxes containing god only knows what. B just shakes his head and finally asks me " have you ever used one of these???" refering to the pallet jack thingy..." UM..NO!" I replied.."can you show me before I get crushed by a pile of frozen Jimmy Dean sausage?" I asked. So needless to say I recieved a lesson in pallet jack driving last night. All the while a group of men that unload the truck sat back and laughed at me trying to steer this mechanical nightmare.
I work again today from 12-9, its raining again and I can only wonder what kind of weird crap I will have to do today!
Critters are all good, nothing to report there...currently all sitting in the window sill, except the dog of course, watching it rain and snoozing.
RD
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